Check out the Russian River on that fat chick! That's purse strap is getting great separation. "Russian" is used to mean titty fucking and "River" is...well you know.
by Sir Lix Alot August 23, 2015
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by Kenai fishies August 24, 2021
Get the russian river girl mug.Fill the chamber of a bong w/ weed smoke, but don't pull it through. Load an empty whipped cream maker with a canister of nitrous oxide. Remove the empty bowl from your bong and insert the male end of the whipped cream maker in its place. Now you're ready. Timing is everything. Simultaneously pull the weed smoke into your lungs as you pull the trigger of the whipped cream maker, releasing the nitrous oxide through the bong and into your bong rip. Enjoy.
by bongbeta January 22, 2009
Get the Russian River Shotgun mug.the act of putting a live excited fish that is atleast 5.4 inches long and inserting the fish into a condom or bag and putting it in the rectum or vagina.
this is also a form of bestiality and probebly illegal so dont do it, or do it i dont care your hole.
this is also a form of bestiality and probebly illegal so dont do it, or do it i dont care your hole.
i went swimming and found a fish and shoved it up my ass and got a good old russian charlie river spill.
by wordsmithexplosion February 22, 2011
Get the russian charlie river spill mug.when a sentence is reversed by swapping the noun and the "you", then adding an "in soviet russia" at the start...
russian reversal:
"in soviet russia food cooks YOU"
"in soviet russia car drives YOU"
"roses are red,
violets are blue,
in soviet russia,
poem writes YOU"
"in soviet russia food cooks YOU"
"in soviet russia car drives YOU"
"roses are red,
violets are blue,
in soviet russia,
poem writes YOU"
by AndyRoz October 20, 2006
Get the russian reversal mug.The Russian Reversal is a debating and argumentative tactic developed by the USSR during the twentieth century. A tool described as being able to end and subsequently win any discussion, its original intent was to stupefy capitalist dogs by inverting the sentence and introducing a new prepositional phrase, thus obfuscating the topic and allowing the debater to take control and bury his opponent. Its execution is as simple as it is lethal: the subject and direct object of the sentence in question are reversed, the sentence is preceded with "in Soviet Russia" and all sentences are shifted into the second person.
This is because Soviet Russia is a wondrous land of complete automation and bizarre reversal of ordinary American events and situations. Imagine your wonder when, upon calling a taxi, you discover that here in Soviet Russia, taxi calls YOU!!
This is because Soviet Russia is a wondrous land of complete automation and bizarre reversal of ordinary American events and situations. Imagine your wonder when, upon calling a taxi, you discover that here in Soviet Russia, taxi calls YOU!!
The Russian Reversal in action...
In Soviet Russia prisoners arrest YOU!!
In Soviet Russia dog walks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia baby gives birth to YOU!!
In Soviet Russia n00b pwns YOU!!
In Soviet Russia prisoners arrest YOU!!
In Soviet Russia dog walks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia baby gives birth to YOU!!
In Soviet Russia n00b pwns YOU!!
by Red Head's Redemption January 24, 2011
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by Jordan Mckool November 30, 2009
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