Russian River 

When a purse strap flows though a woman's breasts. AKA Purse Boobs.

Check out the Russian River on that fat chick! That's purse strap is getting great separation. "Russian" is used to mean titty fucking and "River" is...well you know.

Russian River by Sir Lix Alot August 23, 2015

russian river girl 

an ugly ass girl who fucks every single guy at Russian river WHILE she has a boyfriend who lives in granite bay. She lurks in Russian river where she has picked up every kind of vaginal sickness otherwise known as STD. She is an absolute monster that looks like the diarrhea i had last Thursday.

RUN!! its the Russian river girl!!

russian river girl by Kenai fishies August 24, 2021

Russian River Shotgun 

Fill the chamber of a bong w/ weed smoke, but don't pull it through. Load an empty whipped cream maker with a canister of nitrous oxide. Remove the empty bowl from your bong and insert the male end of the whipped cream maker in its place. Now you're ready. Timing is everything. Simultaneously pull the weed smoke into your lungs as you pull the trigger of the whipped cream maker, releasing the nitrous oxide through the bong and into your bong rip. Enjoy.

That Russian River Shotgun went right to my dome.

Russian River Shotgun by bongbeta January 22, 2009

russian charlie river spill

the act of putting a live excited fish that is atleast 5.4 inches long and inserting the fish into a condom or bag and putting it in the rectum or vagina.

this is also a form of bestiality and probebly illegal so dont do it, or do it i dont care your hole.

i went swimming and found a fish and shoved it up my ass and got a good old russian charlie river spill.

russian charlie river spill by wordsmithexplosion February 22, 2011

russian reversal 

when a sentence is reversed by swapping the noun and the "you", then adding an "in soviet russia" at the start...

russian reversal:

"in soviet russia food cooks YOU"

"in soviet russia car drives YOU"

"roses are red,
violets are blue,
in soviet russia,
poem writes YOU"

russian reversal by AndyRoz October 20, 2006

Russian Reversal 

The Russian Reversal is a debating and argumentative tactic developed by the USSR during the twentieth century. A tool described as being able to end and subsequently win any discussion, its original intent was to stupefy capitalist dogs by inverting the sentence and introducing a new prepositional phrase, thus obfuscating the topic and allowing the debater to take control and bury his opponent. Its execution is as simple as it is lethal: the subject and direct object of the sentence in question are reversed, the sentence is preceded with "in Soviet Russia" and all sentences are shifted into the second person.

This is because Soviet Russia is a wondrous land of complete automation and bizarre reversal of ordinary American events and situations. Imagine your wonder when, upon calling a taxi, you discover that here in Soviet Russia, taxi calls YOU!!

The Russian Reversal in action...

In Soviet Russia prisoners arrest YOU!!

In Soviet Russia dog walks YOU!!

In Soviet Russia baby gives birth to YOU!!

In Soviet Russia n00b pwns YOU!!

Russian Reversal by Red Head's Redemption January 24, 2011

russian reversal 

in soviet russia, word defines you!

russian reversal sounds like a sex position

russian reversal by Jordan Mckool November 30, 2009