Cruz is a Russian spy, he love porn, he loves special ointment. I thinks it would feel bigger in your mouth, Cruz is polynosasoan and a great person. He is in love with a girl named Isabel. He loves Brian and the kiddie gang . Mr. Russia is a very special person. All jokes aside, we all love Cruz to death, he is super funny and has a circumsized penis. He reminds me of a cute baby monkey with skin as soft as a baby strianght out of the oven.
He is such a Cruz Russia
by Kyddee November 13, 2018
A sexual act with a russian man, a russian woman, and a bear where the bear goes bare without a condom or lube and the man uses vodka as lubricant . Whilst they are having sex they all sing the Soviet Union Anthem at once which should then lead to a Vladimir Putin flying down from the Clouds wearing nothing but a Russian flag colored g-string and a trapper hat. Whenever Putin reaches the ground the man, the woman, the bear will all get on their knees and suck his dick and whenever one of them isn't sucking his russian sausage log they are yelling Cyka Blyat. After Putin has finished and came in everyone's mouth he will then back flip approximately 69ft away from them and then it will start raining, but it isn't water its Vodka and they have to bathe and drink it till they get drunk and have a hangover the next morning. Putin will return to his presidential and dictatorial duties.
by Two tickets to boss baby July 21, 2021
by Daggers October 16, 2007
A Proverb used to describe a warning that bears no real consequences. Similar to "China's Final Warning" Can also be said as Russian Red Line" if needed.
"Sam said that if I keep playing Destiny, she'll leave me. I swear, it's like the 5th time she said that."
"Ah, sounds like she's giving you a case of Russia's Red Line."
"Ah, sounds like she's giving you a case of Russia's Red Line."
by 3000 Black Jets of Allah July 17, 2023
Ironical euthemism used in answers when somebody asking about anything unstable and that can suddenly change in totally opposite way.Can also be used in statements when telling about such thing.
(Euthemism by M.A.Penkin)
(Euthemism by M.A.Penkin)
by Tzoiker January 14, 2010
Silly internet joke alluding to an episode of Family Guy. The quote from the show was,"In Soviet Russia, car drives you!" The variations of the joke is created by inverting the subject and direct object of a sentence. Often used by postwhores trying to join a conversation with no meaningful input.
In Soviet Russia, definition makes you!
by OuchyGrouchy March 2, 2005
An inside joke started on the show Family Guy. A phrase in "(subject) (verb) (noun)" form becomes, "In Soviet Russia, (noun) (verb) YOU!"
Example:
Before: I'm out of ideas.
After: In Soviet Russia, ideas run out of YOU!
Example:
Before: I'm out of ideas.
After: In Soviet Russia, ideas run out of YOU!
by dj gs68 September 13, 2003