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Rumstumper 

A transradial amputee who consumes copious amounts of rum, and then inserts their stump into the vagina or anus of another individual.
Me: Hey Brad, I heard you took that chick Tassie from tinder out on a date. How did it go?

Brad: Oh, you know, we watched a movie, had some rum, and then I gave her a good old stumping.

Me: Oh Brad, you little rumstumper.
Rumstumper by Happy Flaps June 24, 2017
Related Words

rumpjumper 

An enthusiastically homosexual male.
Ooh, Chrithtopher, you rumpjumper you!
rumpjumper by sbo August 17, 2011

rumphumper 

Someone who likes to plow guys in the ass.
Graham was accused of being a rumphumper when he was caught ass plowing his boss Tad.
rumphumper by Nikolai88 January 16, 2008

Rump-thumper 

Rump-thumper by Matt October 27, 2003

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026