Some Colombian coke dealer that lives in DeForest, Wisconsin on Scott Drive. Has a side-job as a DJ. His license plate reads "DJRUMBA".
Hey, mang, I'm DJ Rumba! Wanna buy some Grade-A Colombian gold?
by Chip Whitley August 13, 2004
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To engage in a prolonged sexual intercouse session, possibly with a larger lady who revels in carnal delights. May lead to broken bones and further injury from flying meat flaps and withdrawal from society to favour the sausage.
Alternatives include salami foxtrot and chippolata tango
"claire spent all week doing the sausage rumba"
by Robert Muntlebud February 14, 2007
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Eric: We're headed to the pool. Be right back.
Kim: What should I do?
Eric: Diddle.
Kim: Huh?
Mark: Try the two fingered slot rumba.
Kim: Ok! (holding up two fingers.)

(Eric crashes the golf cart.)
by Hobo2 June 4, 2006
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The dance one does to shake the various types of waste off ones posterior after running out of toilet paper.
Oh why does my ass itch so bad.. I did a 10 minute fecal rumba.
by shaddarknight June 22, 2011
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