rule of three

When asking someone about the number of sexual partners they've had MULTIPLY a woman's answer by 3, 'cause ladies don't wanna seem like the slut. When a man answers DIVIDE his number by 3 because he wants to seem like a player.

I knew Pete was really spanking the monkey at home when he said he'd been with 3 women.

by SexyDiva May 13, 2005

Rule of Three

If a female hits a man 3 times the man is allowed to hit back.

"Bro why'd you hit her? You can't do that."

"Well I followed the Rule of Three."

by Doggobyte October 8, 2019

Rule of Three

When asking someone about the number of sexual partners they've had divide a woman's answer by 3, 'cause ladies don't wanna seem like a slut. When a man answers multiply his number by 3 because he wants to seem like a player.

With out applying the rule of Three, she was still a slut.

by ramo13 January 13, 2009

Rule of Three

Bosses in Video Games that take 3 hits to beat

Bowser in most Mario games go off the Rule of Three so he's easy to beat

by Dudeontheinternet August 22, 2016

Rule of Three

A joke is at it's funniest after it's third use.
Similarly, a condom will last for up to three uses before it breaks (not a recommended form of birth control.)

Joke: "I know three French words: Bonjour, Merci, and surrender."

Condoms:
Beth: "You wanna go again?"
Alex: "I'm out of condoms."
Beth: "That's okay, The Rule of Three applies."

by Floundersflounderseverywhere June 16, 2010

rule of three

When a woman is asked how many sexual partners she's had, take her answer and divide by three.

Even without applying the rule of three, she had already slept with a staggering number of people.

by meep January 9, 2005

Rule of three call

Calling a celebrity to die after two other stars have passed in order to take the curse off of yourself.

Tracy: Do you have any urge to investigate corruption in Russia?

Betty: Is this a rule of three call!?

by montypark October 30, 2009