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The cake is a lie
Ed: Yo, Dave, manager says we will probably get a promotion if we meet the sales expectations for this quarter.

Dave: Yeah, don’t get your hopes up on that one, Ed. Rule 7 The cake is a lie.

Ed: Really, aw crap.
Rule 7 by TerrorKingMugen November 30, 2010
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Rule 7 - If it can be done, the Japanese have done it better. If it can't, they have.
"God... I have been playing Dark Souls a month and still no progress man..."
"Rule 7 - Some Japanese guy beat it in 90 minutes."
"What the - HOW!?!?!"
Rule 7 by VERTIGO7 October 19, 2011
Where a user of a chat site (omegle, chatroullete, etc.) will not:
a. Disconnect from a conversation
b. Direct the flow of a conversation
c. Lie about an answer to a question*
*the only exception is if asked for social security number, phone number, full name, or anyway they can know who you are in "real life"
Stranger: So what do you want to talk about?
You: well, I can't really decide, I use rule 7.
Rule 7 by chat_cat February 20, 2011
Respects the Rule 7
Dude 1 : Hi dude, you have some news?

Dude 2 : Yeah the Rule 7.

Dude 1 : What's that Rule?

Dude 2 : Respect the Rule 7.

Dude 1 : Ok so tell me what is that Rule.

Dude 2 : Respect the Rule 7...

Dude 1 : How can i respect it if you dont tell me what it is!?

Dude 2 : I just said what is the Rule so respect it!!

Dude 1 : But what is it!?!?

Dude 2 : Respecte the Rule 7!!!

Dude 1 : JUST TELL ME WHA'S THE FREAKING RULE!!!

Dude 2 : I JUST SAID IT!!! RESPECTE THE RULE 7!!!

etc
Rule 7 by Master LiLink January 1, 2012

rule 7'd 

when in an IRC chat room, the moderator bans you for whatever reason he pleases(usually a good one though)
i was chatting with this guy and watched him get rule 7'd
rule 7'd by JP189512 July 23, 2014

rule n’7 

this is from a tv show/series thing and it basically is the rule of never getting attached, since it’s so painful and like genuinely not a nice feeling. otherwise known as rule number 7.
‘bro i broke rule n’7’ ‘damn bro u shouldn’t have’
rule n’7 by brosa February 7, 2023
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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