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Ed: Yo, Dave, manager says we will probably get a promotion if we meet the sales expectations for this quarter.

Dave: Yeah, don’t get your hopes up on that one, Ed. Rule 7 The cake is a lie.

Ed: Really, aw crap.
Rule 7 by TerrorKingMugen November 30, 2010
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Rule 7 - If it can be done, the Japanese have done it better. If it can't, they have.
"God... I have been playing Dark Souls a month and still no progress man..."
"Rule 7 - Some Japanese guy beat it in 90 minutes."
"What the - HOW!?!?!"
Rule 7 by VERTIGO7 October 19, 2011
Where a user of a chat site (omegle, chatroullete, etc.) will not:
a. Disconnect from a conversation
b. Direct the flow of a conversation
c. Lie about an answer to a question*
*the only exception is if asked for social security number, phone number, full name, or anyway they can know who you are in "real life"
Stranger: So what do you want to talk about?
You: well, I can't really decide, I use rule 7.
Rule 7 by chat_cat February 20, 2011
Respects the Rule 7
Dude 1 : Hi dude, you have some news?

Dude 2 : Yeah the Rule 7.

Dude 1 : What's that Rule?

Dude 2 : Respect the Rule 7.

Dude 1 : Ok so tell me what is that Rule.

Dude 2 : Respect the Rule 7...

Dude 1 : How can i respect it if you dont tell me what it is!?

Dude 2 : I just said what is the Rule so respect it!!

Dude 1 : But what is it!?!?

Dude 2 : Respecte the Rule 7!!!

Dude 1 : JUST TELL ME WHA'S THE FREAKING RULE!!!

Dude 2 : I JUST SAID IT!!! RESPECTE THE RULE 7!!!

etc
Rule 7 by Master LiLink January 1, 2012

rule 7'd 

when in an IRC chat room, the moderator bans you for whatever reason he pleases(usually a good one though)
i was chatting with this guy and watched him get rule 7'd
rule 7'd by JP189512 July 23, 2014

rule n’7 

this is from a tv show/series thing and it basically is the rule of never getting attached, since it’s so painful and like genuinely not a nice feeling. otherwise known as rule number 7.
‘bro i broke rule n’7’ ‘damn bro u shouldn’t have’
rule n’7 by brosa February 7, 2023