Rule 55 

Man tits are always going to be touched. End of story, if you have them, they are going to grabbed.

"Hey Kris"
"what?"
"rule 55"
"shit"

Rule 55 by Swastika Eyes January 15, 2009

Rule 55 

You cant do it!

Rule 55! you cant do it!

Rule 55 by TrotskysRevenge December 6, 2020

Rule 55 

No matter what any forum of art has a Carl Wheezer version of it somewhere

Person 1: Hey I just found an exception to Rule 55. Two girls one cup.
Person 2: I have some news for you.
person 1 promptly blows their brains out onto person 2
Person 2: The individual feels the futility of human desires aims and the sublimity and marvellous order which reveal

themselves both in nature and in the world of thought.

Rule 55 by Dr. Candice Teepo MD March 4, 2022

Rule 55 

British Railways Rule 55 is a rule which persisted in the 19th and 20th century. It says that if a locomotive stops on a mainline, it MUST let the signalman be aware of the presence of the train, to prevent serious accidents. This rule is known to be broken in the Thomas & Friends episode "Henry's Forest", which was criticized by Awdry himself for not following the rule.

Rev. W. Awdry: "Henry's driver didn't obey Rule 55, which means that the driver should've warned the signaller! That's unrealistic!"

Rule 55 by anonymous September 6, 2023

Rule 555 

if a new species of animal has lived on earth for more than two minutes, then Chuck Norris has killed it... twice.

Scientist: Hey Chuck look at this new type of spider!

Chuck Norris: Rule 555

Scientist: Damn you Chuck!!!

Rule 555 by Chuck's stunt double October 3, 2010