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"Rule #7 says, 'Don't touch the women, but they can grab whatever they want to.'"

Rule #7 is a rule created by Christian Kane, a bad-ass country rocker who created a song called "The House Rules". In "The House Rules", CK (as known by the "Kaniacs", aka Christian Kane's fan base) pointed out that Rule #7 means "Don't touch the women, but they can grab whatever they want to."
Don't touch them women, boy---that's breakin' Rule #7!
Rule #7 by Pontius' Girl May 1, 2010
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Defined by Christian Kane in his hit country-rock song "The House Rules": Rule #7 is don't touch the women, but they can grab anything they want to!
Rick: That girl in the cowboy boots is hot!

Dan: Rule #7, man!

Rick: I know, I know - I'll keep my hands to myself - but she doesn't have to!
Rule #7 by Juniper714 May 1, 2010
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Rule #72 

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Lyrics to House Rules by Christian Kane - Don't touch the Women, but they can touch what ever they want to.
friend 1: What's Rule#7
Friend 2: Don't touch the women, but they can touch what ever they want to.
That's the Rule#7
Rule#7 by Slvr_tgr99 May 1, 2010
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