Rule #7

"Rule #7 says, 'Don't touch the women, but they can grab whatever they want to.'"

Rule #7 is a rule created by Christian Kane, a bad-ass country rocker who created a song called "The House Rules". In "The House Rules", CK (as known by the "Kaniacs", aka Christian Kane's fan base) pointed out that Rule #7 means "Don't touch the women, but they can grab whatever they want to."

Don't touch them women, boy---that's breakin' Rule #7!

by Pontius' Girl May 1, 2010

Rule #7

Defined by Christian Kane in his hit country-rock song "The House Rules": Rule #7 is don't touch the women, but they can grab anything they want to!

Rick: That girl in the cowboy boots is hot!

Dan: Rule #7, man!

Rick: I know, I know - I'll keep my hands to myself - but she doesn't have to!

by Juniper714 May 1, 2010

Rule #7

Rule 7 - never fall in love.

Rule #7- Never fall in love - it will break you into peaces

by Hearthbrokengiorl February 6, 2023

Rule #7

"Control your emotions"

-I'm gonna cry
-rule #7

by AKayser February 28, 2023

Rule #72

If it exists, the woke “racist” inquisition has peer-reviewed it. And if they haven’t yet, they will.

Perfectly in accordance with rule #72, my wife just Googled “Is sleep racist?” ...turns out it is.

by MemeMeister+9000 May 2, 2021

Rule#7

Lyrics to House Rules by Christian Kane - Don't touch the Women, but they can touch what ever they want to.

friend 1: What's Rule#7
Friend 2: Don't touch the women, but they can touch what ever they want to.
That's the Rule#7

by Slvr_tgr99 May 1, 2010