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Rugby For Girls

A different name for American Football. Helps solve the confusion between "Soccer" and "Football".
American: "Hey let's play football!"

Englishman/Brazilian/Frenchman/Japanese or someone else who isn't American: "No, we're playing football."

American: "No that's soccer!"

Englishman/Brazilian/Frenchman/Japanese or someone else who isn't American: "No, this is football, you're playing Rugby For Girls."

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Rugby For Girls- A great way for girls to make friends. they are not dykes, we are genuine people who like a sport that doesnt include high heels and tons of money...
Rich Girl- hey my daddy is getting us a limo to london and 2 grand u want to come
Rugby Girl- na i'm going up the park to play rugby
Rich Girl- Rugby for girls
Rugby Girl- well ye its gr8
Rich girl- whateva

2 days later

Rugby lad 1 - u see that blonde girl in the limo?
Rugby lad 2- ye she looked plastic but did ya see that girl up the park playing rugby
Rugby Lad 1- ye she was a rite laf got a good personality i would like to get to know her
Rugby lad 2- ye me too she mite be down there later... hopefully

Rugby for Girls

What arseholes call American Football when most haven't played it or realised how hard it is to play. In American Football the pads are a weapon and your body is a missile unlike in rugby where you tackle the legs to avoid the "scwary guy wunning at me"
Rugby Dude: American football is Rugby for Girls
American Football Dude: Both sports are hard but mine is slightly harder but hey I don't care
Rugby Dude: I am away to watch rugby league (which has as many viewers as Big Brother)
American Football Dude: Cool, I am away to watch the Superbowl (the most expensive trophy and with 100 million viewers worldwide)
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026