Rude Awakening 

When you are finally awakened by a shocking truth

I had a rude awakening of how much sexy and hot I am

Rude Awakening by Crapcrab October 22, 2016

Rude Awakening 

The act of waking someone up from a deep sleep by pulling your butt cheeks apart, sitting on their nose, and letting go of your cheeks

Alfie was sleeping in this morning so I decided to give him a rude awakening.

Rude Awakening by biggie_ September 24, 2005

rude awakening 

The act of putting a thumb over the mouth of a bottle of champagne and then agitating it order to bring it to the highest possible pressure. The bottle is then thrust into the anus of an unsuspecting girl (or, preferrably, a sleeping whore), thereby shooting champagne into her rectal cavity violently.

Generally, the finer the whore, the finer the champagne that should be used. In the case of a 4 dollar "ho", malt liquor may be used.

"The recoil from that rude awakening was quite a mess."

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The malt liquor must have fermented in her ass after the rude awakening, because I went to work drunk after that 9 AM rim job.

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"The prostitute wanted to charge me extra after I gave her a rude awakening, but I told her to f' off and left. She couldn't get up without malt liquor leaking out her ass, so she made an un-hasty chase."

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"I rushed my rude awakening and hit the wrong hole. Wouldn't have been so bad if she wasn't on the menses at the time. Let's just say there was cotton and chunks of blood everywhere.

rude awakening by scorpionmintred October 1, 2005

Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening 

While sleeping on a futon, next to the bed of your buddy's girlfriend, spew hot garbage from your anus into an oscillating fan. As she awakes from her slumber to the suffocating stench, play possum and keep the giggles to yourself.

After a long day of my buddy's girlfriend badgering, I decided to fall asleep on his futon. This is when I decided to punish her and unleash Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening. She was up for hours.

Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening by The Gerber Gobbler February 26, 2010

The rude awakening 

slap soemone across the face with your penis

last night i give my girlfriend the rude awakening

The rude awakening by jako_and_adam May 15, 2007

Rude Awokening

When someone gets roasted on social media or fired for saying the wrong thing and offending some snowflakes

Joe just got fired for telling a something phobic joke..
He got a rude awokening

Rude Awokening by the canceledone June 12, 2023