A Ruben is a swell guy. Doesn’t fuck with animal products. Likes to riff here and there. Definitely fucks with Ronald’s donuts. Laughs at edge breakers.
A Ruben is a big guy, feels bad for jumping on the small folks at shows but he’s gonna do it anyway. The first text you get from a Ruben is alway “Oi”
Dude fucks, for sure.
A Ruben is a big guy, feels bad for jumping on the small folks at shows but he’s gonna do it anyway. The first text you get from a Ruben is alway “Oi”
Dude fucks, for sure.
by Whooooouuuer November 22, 2021
by im1011 July 1, 2022
by Hmm..... April 20, 2020
Ruben is kinda gay.
by DeDeFighter November 24, 2021
Ruben is a nasty Mexican man with a beard he has a nasty apartment with bugs beerbottles and 2 cats he doesn’t clean up the poop but he loves the cats , he always wants to be married but doesn’t want to support his wife , always has kids but runs when it comes time to pay for there bills , he rarely showers loves to get drunk and hang out with his friends , he will be tough with a girl but is a coward when a real man shows up .
Man: “Ew what’s that smell is it that dumpster”
Woman: “no it’s just a Ruben “
I was walking down the street and I smelled something nasty then realized it was just a Ruben.
I rented a apartment today it was so bad and nasty I asked the neighbor who lived here before me they told me a Ruben did.
Woman: “no it’s just a Ruben “
I was walking down the street and I smelled something nasty then realized it was just a Ruben.
I rented a apartment today it was so bad and nasty I asked the neighbor who lived here before me they told me a Ruben did.
by A Ruben May 6, 2022
by goattttttttttttttttttttttttttt June 9, 2021