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A Hench,Cute,Handsome,Athletic person. A dude like Ruben is usually Tall, Fast he loves one girl with all his heart and he is a really good kisser.
by OlajideBT October 20, 2013
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The grizzliest machismo in all of manhood. Peasants cower in fear as his masculine sideburns bring down the wrath of God in their poor villages. You think you may have seen him before, but rest assured, if you had, your loins would have already frothed with passion and your mind would have his image carved until the ends of the earth. This is Ruben.
Ruben touched my bed the other day. I am forever blessed.
by Irontayguh March 13, 2011
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Ruben is a very nice, very handsome Puerto Rican (not Mexican, haha) gentleman. He is respectful to women, and has a great taste in music from those people who cover all the time on youtube.

He's got a crazy weird personality that makes you instantly want to be friends with him, and a fantastic humor that keeps you laughing hysterically throughout the whole conversation. (AND he can actually carry out an intellectual conversation!)

He's really a phenomenon, to be honest. A remarkable guy. :)
Becca: Morgan, why are you so tired?!

Morgan: Well, I was up all night messaging Ruben.

Becca: Why on earth would you do that?

Morgan: Because he's funny as hell and keeps me laughing, plus he's pretty dang extraordinary. I want to talk to him as much as I can. :)
by MorganShmorgan January 28, 2011
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Usually a Mexican male who uses his hairy beard to suduce women for anal... if this does not work he then preforms soccer techniques and begins to juggle a ball... and then asks the girl to juggles his :P
if she doesn't fall for u pull a ruben.
by rubentj April 21, 2008
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One who re-introduced joy and happiness to a sad, lifeless lil girl from TX. An amazing individual who is a true blessing from above. Kind, gentle, sexy, smart, and funny to say the least. One who deserves all the happiness in the world and will get it if he dares to open up his heart again. Last but not least, the man that I am madly in love with.
There's only one example...Ruben himself.
by His Precious February 04, 2010
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A guy who is mixed with multiple ethnicity's who's very good looking. Who's caring and committed to loving one and only girl that catches his heart who's name just happens to be Jenny. he's very athletic, fit, has a great taste in music, an exceptional dancer, funny, smart, outgoing. Ruben is truly an amazing person which no other guy competes with.
Ruben loves his Bae.
by Santana Martinez June 02, 2014
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