royal mail 

A bunch of arrogant cunts who nick your items just when there about to get delivered, and still have the fuckin cheek to post a letter through the door saying your item is at the main post office.

You mother fuckers, why dont you just cut my throat open and shit down my neck, your the worst delivery service ever! cunts, twats, motherfuckers

royal mail by Begum March 16, 2005

royal mail 

A shower of arseholes who are either on strike or stealing your parcels.

Royal mail.

Tom "Look at that fucking postman opening cards looking for cash"
Bill " Rare to see one, the cunts are usually on strike "

royal mail by Ihate pakis November 29, 2022

Royal Mail 

Bunch of mugs that lose your mail, open it, destroy it, can't deliver it on time n send it to the wrong address. Then decide it would be good for the people of the UK that they all go on strike. WORST DELIVERY SERVICE IN THE WORLD!

I bought a game off the internet last month on "Guaranteed Next Day Delivery", still hasn't came, nice one cheers Royal Mail!

Royal Mail by Doze24 October 27, 2007

royal mail 

A bunch of fucking arseholes who make you pay them so they can delivery expensive items and then lose them, and then have the cheek to offer you a shitty fucking £34 pounds in compensation when it cost half that to send it.

I sold a laptop on ebay and Royal Mail lost it.

royal mail by ExtremelyPissedOff June 6, 2009

Royal Mail 

A group of scammers/fraudsters whose duty it is to steal from the normal working-class public, and fail to reach their delivery times/dates. They are sometimes dubbed the 'Royal FAIL/Royal Snail' due to their lack of care and accuracy in the matter. They appear to be getting worse by the day, it's highly recommended that you don't put your trust and faith into them, as they'll grind you to the ground.

Sue: Hey! Did you get my birthdy card?
Bob: No, what birthday card!?
Sue: Well I sent it out with the Royal Mail 5 days ago...
Bob: No, sorry.

Royal Mail by CroydonBoy January 4, 2008

royal mail 

Pre-Privatisation:
A public organisation whose purpose it is to collect mail and parcels and deliver them to the required addresses in the United Kingdom and Overseas. And they do their job well.

Post-Privatisation:
A Private group of scammers whose purpose it is to charge you through the nose for a service they have no intention of providing, then spend the rest of the day employing illegal immagrants to sort through all the mail to see what is worth keeping or selling.

If you ever need to get rid of a body, pack it up and send it to yourself special delivery, and you can be guaranteed you will never see it again.

royal mail by Fucked_off_Gopher May 15, 2005

Royal Mail 

The purpose of Royal Mail is to piss as many people off as possible. God got a bit bored one day and decided to see if he could make the shittest delivery service in the history of ever and succeeded. I bet I could travel the world faster than Royal Mail can give someone a box. Royal Mail are scamming cunts who will stop at nothing to be total arseholes, and their everyday increasing powers are threatening to the entire of mankind and their cockiness is to be feared.

example to how one might feel after realising their parcel is coming from Royal Mail:
Arse
Bloody
Bugger
Cow
Crap
Damn
Ginger
Git
God
Goddam
Jesus Christ
Minger
Sod-off Arsehole
Balls
Bint
Bitch
Bollocks
Bullshit
Feck
Munter
Pissed
Shit
Son of a bitch
Tits Bastard
Beaver
Beef curtains
Bellend
Bloodclaat
Clunge
Cock
Dick
Dickhead
Fanny
Flaps
Gash
Knob
Minge
Prick
Punani
Pussy
Snatch
Twat

Cunt
Fuck
Motherfucking cuntsuckers are delivering

Royal Mail by Royal Mail fan January 23, 2020