An extremely rural town in Connecticut which is awesome for people who love wide-open fields, cows and country music (like me), but bad for those who want something to do, or just go grocery shopping.
newtown kid: "omg thier is liek notin to do in rockzbury liek im soooooo bored"

roxbury kid: "learn how to play the mandolin, buddy."

danbury kid: "wtf theres no mall in roxbury, ct"

newtown kid: "omg u danburyers are all un-educated jdshajkfh. learn to live without a mall"

danbury kid: "what was that? malls are the key to life you stupid NEWTOWNER"

newtown kid: "no FOOTBALL is you sassy little ghetto b--"

roxbury kid: "you guys are so 21st century..."
by kitty2918 June 10, 2011
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the most boring town in all of connecticut. lots of cows and fields.
“where do you live?”
“i live in roxbury CT”
“where is that?”
litchfield county. it’s tiny as hell and is just full of tons of farms
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