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Saint's Rowing 

To assault an individual who is standing facing you, then proceeding to accelerate in their direction head-on, jump into the air, wrap your legs around the individuals neck with the front of your crotch in their face while they are standing essentially forcefully t-baging them. With the momentum of your jumping into their face with your crotch in their face, they will proceed to fall directly on their back while you ride them down as if you were riding a bull.

Origin: Saint's Row the third when they main character attacks enemies in a similar and HILARIOUS fashion.
Fred: Bro, that freshman must have pissed you off earlier today.
Jason: Man you have no idea! That ho needs a good old fashioned Saint's Rowing!
Fred:....Saint's Rowing?
Jason:Hell yeah! T-Bag Ride!
Saint's Rowing by BIGDADY December 26, 2012
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HAVE ONE'S MOJO RISING (OR WORKING) 

to have your charm or charisma working at full capacity; ain't no stoppin' ya now, especially with reference to scoring with a chick. You can't say or do anything wrong; your charismatic appeal is at peak level.
Talking to the foxy trollop at the end of the bar and trying to get to home plate was like placing a stick of butter in a microwave! She melted, and was up my ass like a proctologist on Monday morning!!! I guess I had my mojo rising that night!

Japanese Rising Sun 

As girl proceeds to swallow cum after giving you head you karate chop her in the throat and bow right after.
Dude my girl mad cause she witnessed the Japanese Rising Sun.
Japanese Rising Sun by The Q-Qrew January 3, 2011

House of the Rising Sun

One of the greatest rock songs of all time. The best known version of the song was done by the Animals in 1965. "Rising Sun" is an old british term for whore house. Whether or not that is the songs intended meaning is unknown.
Remember that scene in Casino where all the guys are getting killed and they play House of the Rising Sun. That was awesome.

Rising sign 

Astrology - the sign on the horizon at the time of your birth. The rising sign shows how you express yourself and your appearance.
What’s your rising sign?
I’m a Leo rising
Rising sign by Goldswishy April 5, 2021

rising sun 

A sexual act where the male inserts one of his testicles into the woman's vagina. The woman then, without help from the male slowly tightens her kegels to squeeze the ball out, thus looking like a sun rising on the horizon. When done correctly this maneuver should be painless and result in pleasure and laughter for both parties. Also, when performed on certain women who posses little excess skin on the labia, a resounding pop much like a champagne bottle but wetter and juicier can be heard, adding to the moment. Despite its name and the freaky sexual tendencies of the Japanese people, Japanese men actually tend to avoid the rising sun. They believe that this action will incite the sea god, Owatatsumi, who punishes with tsunamis. Sorry, too soon?
Hahaha, Jane lost to me in a game of cricket, now I get to give 'er the good 'ol rising sun, eh mate?
rising sun by Winstud July 29, 2011

rising star texas 

A shit stain on a map that’s stuck in the past. A majority of the people in the town are meth heads, alcoholics, or both. Although most of the town claims to be religious, they are nothing more than backstabbing liars who will use you to get their way. A lot of people think they are country but they are nothing more than crackheaded/alcoholic cosplayers. Some people think they can “save the town” but at this point it’s like beating a dead horse to try to get it to be a racehorse.
Rising Star Texas is the type of town that should be turned into a wasteland from Fallout