Rosentien Constabridge 

Rosentien Constabridge is ambitious, good smelling, ambidextrous, as well as one of the founding fathers of the next species. He uses his exceptional karate abilities In conglomeration with his natural affinity for civil engineering to the scale of Franklin Delano Roosevelt’s “New Deal” following the Great Depression. He is also a grandmaster lover having studied the teachings of the biggest simps in history including Vincent van Gogh and Abraham Lincoln. Despite living in a secluded yert in the Mongolian highlands he has a large network of sleeper cells ready for the Zombie apocalypse.

Do you think Rosentien Constabridge will melt the icecaps if there’s a zombie apocalypse?

Rosentien Constabridge by Leotrell Trontruid November 23, 2021

Rosentien Constabridge 

Rosentien Constabridge is ambitious, good smelling, ambidextrous, as well as one of the founding fathers of the next species. He uses his exceptional Taekwondo abilities in conglomeration with his natural affinity for civil engineering to the scale of Franklin Delano Roosevelt’s “New Deal” following the Great Depression. He is also a grandmaster lover having studied the teachings of the biggest simps in history including Pablo Picasso and Abraham Lincoln. Though he lives in a secluded yurt in the Mongolian Highlands he has a vast network of operatives awaiting the zombie apocalypse.

Do you think Rosentien Constabridge will melt the icecaps if Taylor Swift wins another Grammy?

Rosentien Constabridge by Leotrell Trontruid November 23, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008