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roamophobe

a person who fears or intensely dislikes, strolling, hiking, and perambulation in general. {Homonym: ‘Romeophobe’: one who fears/hates Rome}
I don’t know if it’s caused by paranoia or lethargy, but stoners are often roamophobes.
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Romophobe 

a football fan who squirms at the site/saying of the name of Tony Romo. Most commonly describe Redskins fans who know that Tony Romo is a little boy who hasn't gone through puberty yet and can only go poddy if his mommy is within 10 yards (the amount a first down).
Cowboy Fan: I wish I could have tony romo mount me in the heat of summer.

Redskin Fan: Dude I'm a Romophobe. plus Tony Romo has a vagina
Romophobe by Genghis Jhan August 24, 2009

Romyphones 

phenomenon not unlike mesmerization in which one's attention and focus on the here and now are diminished almost to the point of nonexistence; usually occurring when the affected person gets too close to the host child's cuteness or goofy antics.

side effects include but are not limited to; uncontrollable laughter, giggling, complete disregard of outside stimuli, other people, or conversations currently ongoing.
did you tell your sister what time to meet us at the park? yeah, but ill have to text her later 'cause she had her Romyphones on and i doubt she could her me.
Romyphones by bro jay June 9, 2010

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026