Roomophone

When you can't talk to your friends because your roommate is in the room.

SORRY JAVARIS! CAN'T TALK! You know, ROOMOPHONE!

by Kidzila July 18, 2018

roamophobe

a person who fears or intensely dislikes, strolling, hiking, and perambulation in general. {Homonym: ‘Romeophobe’: one who fears/hates Rome}

I don’t know if it’s caused by paranoia or lethargy, but stoners are often roamophobes.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 16, 2015

Romophobe

a football fan who squirms at the site/saying of the name of Tony Romo. Most commonly describe Redskins fans who know that Tony Romo is a little boy who hasn't gone through puberty yet and can only go poddy if his mommy is within 10 yards (the amount a first down).

Cowboy Fan: I wish I could have tony romo mount me in the heat of summer.

Redskin Fan: Dude I'm a Romophobe. plus Tony Romo has a vagina

by Genghis Jhan August 24, 2009

Romyphones

phenomenon not unlike mesmerization in which one's attention and focus on the here and now are diminished almost to the point of nonexistence; usually occurring when the affected person gets too close to the host child's cuteness or goofy antics.

side effects include but are not limited to; uncontrollable laughter, giggling, complete disregard of outside stimuli, other people, or conversations currently ongoing.

did you tell your sister what time to meet us at the park? yeah, but ill have to text her later 'cause she had her Romyphones on and i doubt she could her me.

by bro jay June 9, 2010