a football fan who squirms at the site/saying of the name of Tony Romo. Most commonly describe Redskins fans who know that Tony Romo is a little boy who hasn't gone through puberty yet and can only go poddy if his mommy is within 10 yards (the amount a first down).
phenomenon not unlike mesmerization in which one's attention and focus on the here and now are diminished almost to the point of nonexistence; usually occurring when the affected person gets too close to the host child's cuteness or goofy antics.
side effects include but are not limited to; uncontrollable laughter, giggling, complete disregard of outside stimuli, other people, or conversations currently ongoing.
did you tell your sister what time to meet us at the park? yeah, but ill have to text her later 'cause she had her Romyphones on and i doubt she could her me.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.