Room Temp Dick

Regular dick. When you are not sexually aroused whatsoever, and not wet, or cold.

Billy: Dude it looked like you had a semi-chub in your sweats when Jen and Julie were scissoring on the couch at that party last night...

Jack: No way brosif, room temp dick all the way watching those swamp donkeys...

by RDAobey April 17, 2010