Roof job

When someone breaks into your car through the roof as it is usually the weakest part in some old cars.
usually done in large lots and done to many cars at once
things obtained from roof jobs consist of Motorola phones, fishers, and sony color tvs.

Ice T- called up my friend joe the roof job pro

Roof job by Joe the roof job pro January 1, 2010

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Roof Job

a roof job is when a chick lays on her back on a bed or coach or other similar surface (preferrably butt ass naked) with her head hanging over the edge. the dude then straddles her head, grabs her by her hair and/or ears, shoves his cock into her mouth and begins to bang for all he's worth - effectively knocking the shingles off the roof of her mouth

SECOND DEFINITION
when a considerably tall man gets a considerably short girl to get on her knees and suck his cock. the necessity of the short girl to stretch her head and neck in the upward position to reach the cock achieves the same effect of the roof of her mouth getting the shit banged out of it. Let's not forget the hair, head, neck grabbing to get the appropriate amount of banging and gagging. :)

HOLLY SHIT JM, that was the best roof job i ever had. it knocked those pesky wisdom teeth out saving me a dentist appointment and i cant feel my chin anymore!!!! You think FEMA will cover THIS roof damage?!?!?!?

Roof Job by jonmical October 14, 2004

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Roof Job • roof • roof top • roof chicken • Roof Canoe • roof dweller • Roof Head • Roof It • roof jumper • Roof Piece

roof job

the act of giving a guy head who is uncircumcised and ripping the foreskin off with your teeth

lindsay did the roof job on me and i screamed like a little bitch

roof job by The king Friday April 20, 2014

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Roofjob

When two straight men meet on the roof of a house and drink the piss of each other.

Awrite Danny, here I’ve no gave you a roofjob in ages. Get yer ladder oot

Roofjob by Uncle cheesy July 13, 2020

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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