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Roo Shambo

A competition in which one person challenges another to a contest of kicking each other in the nuts or male genitalia,the winner is determined by the one left standing. The object is to go first.
I want the last beer! Ok asshole...I'll roo shambo ya for it!
by tuckturbo November 9, 2011
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a game; to kick each other in the balls over an object, last one standing wins.
Hey Pip, i'll roshambo you for that arrow head
by Eric Cartman July 6, 2003
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Actually spelled "rochambeau".

Similar to RockPaperScissors, except more painful.

Each player kicks the opponent as hard as possible in the genital region. The first person to fall down is the loser.
Player 1: "Hey, I'll rowshambo/rochambeau you for the first slice of pizza!" XD XD
Player 2: "OKAY~!!" ^_^ ^_^
Player 1: "Me first!" *evil grin*
*swift kick to groin of Player 2 by Player 1*
*Player 2 falls over in immense pain, Player 1 laughs and eats pizza.*
by RitterX January 7, 2006
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1) to kick or punch to the danglers, usu. proceeded by "swollen grapefruits."
2) phonetic French for "rock-paper-scissors." (The 3 friends roshamboed for the bill after wolfing down a humongous lunch at the local diner. The loser promptly paid without protest.
3) a sick game employed to determine possession of a desired object in dispute. The two individuals either punch or kick each other to the clackers until one party either succumbs to the pain and just simply
gives up, or falls to the ground. The individual who remains standing emerges victorious and wins the game and possession of the object sought after.
by weave March 26, 2003
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The pointless game where 2 men take turns kicking each other in the testicles to see who lasts the longest. Often used to settle an argument.
In south park:
Cartman: No you gave the walkie talkie to us
Robert Smith: Fine then we'll rowshambow for it
Robert Smith: *Kicks Cartman in testicles*
Cartman: *Falls down onto ground*
by AlexH2008 April 28, 2008
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In modern day United States, Roshambo or Rochambeau is when two or more guys kick, punch, squeeze, or knee each other in the groin to win something (an object, money, bets, etc..) untill one of them gives up or falls down. The last one standing wins. This is a modern American twist on the game.

It is also a very old word of Egyptian origin for the child game "Paper, Sissors, Rock".

In the TV series South Park, Cartman and his friends play the game "I'll Rochambeau you for it", by kicking the opponent in the crotch. The first one to fall over loses the game. This of course means the first person to go is usually the winner. This is a way of choosing, and it's called Rochambeau.
"How about we all throw some money into a pile and see who can win it... ROSHAMBO STYLE!"
by Chris November 5, 2004
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Origin: American revolutionary war.
After: Jean-Baptiste Donatien de Vimeur,
comte de Rochambeau (1725-1807).
As a lieutenant general, comte de Rochambeau commanded the French expeditionary army sent to help the American Revolution during 1780 to 1782. His skillful leadership and professional wisdom were vital to the American-French allied victory at Yorktown in September 1781.
Rochambeau was so skilled at kicking the British's balls in battle, that his victories were called "Rochambeau's".
His name, in corrupted spelling, became slang for any number of contests or confrontation resolved by competitive nut-kicking.
Hey! I'll roshambo (Rochambeau) you for the last beer!
( etiquette usually dictates that the challenged gets first kick .. unless he's an idiot).
by Dave the Riss January 1, 2006
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