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Roman War Helmet 

Involves placing the testicles onto a partner's eyes and the shaft of an erection along the nose, simulating a Roman War Helmet.
Caeser absolutely loved to recieve Roman War helmets from Marcus Aureleous...
Roman War Helmet by DJHeadUp January 30, 2003

roman war helmet 

when you put your balls around eyes and your cock goes down her nose so it looks like a roman war helmet.
damn that chickenhead looked like sparticus last night when she was wearing my roman war helmet
roman war helmet by gregg bixler October 29, 2007

roman war helmet 

after passing out, one puts his dick and balls and penis on top of the passed out victim, with his penis facing downward over his nose, thus creating a war helmet in Roman times
did u see that guy do a roman war helmet to that chick?
roman war helmet by mike b December 15, 2003

roman war helmet 

when u put ur balls on someones forehead and run ur dick down the bridge of their nose and they wear u like a helmet
your mom gave me a roman war helmet last night

Roman War Helmet with Battle Damage 

Variation of Roman War Helmet, but with enough force to cause a black eye and bloody nose.
When i gave her the roman war helmet with battle damage, she got two black eyes and a bloody nose.

roman warhelmet

this is a sexual position where the man droops his balls in the eye sockets and your penis lays over her nose just like a roman warhelmet.
when me and my lady were havin sex i decided to try the roman warhelmet. she loved it
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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