roll one

To roll a joint and spark it afterwards.

"Hey lets go roll one it's almost 4:20"

by ff43f34 January 4, 2009

roll one down

v. the act of putting on a condom. this euphemism is often utilized when you hook up with a random chick you meet from a night out on the town

Claude: Dude, that heavy drinking last night robbed me of my dignity! I don't know if i can finish this weekend the right way or not.

Brad: I don't know about you, but I think I'm trying to roll one down tonight.

Claude: Actually, yeah, let me shower so I can wash away this hangover. Count me in on that mission!

by willie weman May 12, 2007

Roll A One

To perform spectacularly badly at an attempted task or activity, in a flourishing display of unprecedented misfortune.

Originates from the roleplaying game, Dungeons & Dragons, where a die must be rolled to determine a players' level of success in performing certain tasks. Rolling a one in such a situation would almost certainly cause the task to fail catastrophically.

Person A: My chocolate fondue fountain just exploded somehow, and ruined my entire house.

Person B: Wow, did you just roll a one, or what?

by Batomilami July 26, 2011

rollonet

an absolute tard who posts tard like material on the valhalla forums.

check out the www.valhalla.net.au forums and search for posts by rollonet.

by rollonet January 19, 2005