Roger Stone 

This is what you call it when you are suffering from severe fecal impaction - feces that is compressed so much that it has turned into a hardened stone, difficult to pass, and often accompanied by blood.

"Dude, is everything ok? You were in the bathroom for 45 minutes!"

"Yeah, I'm ok. I was passing a Roger Stone."

Roger Stone by SimianFriday March 5, 2019

Roger Stone 

Another name for a toxic turd, piece of poop, or any other painful and/or unpleasant anal discharge.

When I eat a Chipotle burrito followed by fried ice cream, I get a massive Roger Stone.

Roger Stone by marahaahaa January 28, 2019