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Roehampton 

An area of Greater London in which students and mongs reside together in almost perfect harmony. They share many things including housing blocks, co-op, premiere and unreliable public transport.

Some unfortunate Roehampton estate dwellers can't even order pizza to their own homes due to the delivery persons fears of what may happen in the short time they are down in the ghetto.

Students fear for their lives daily whilst walking through the fiery depths of Danebury Avenue.
Aside from this Roehampton is a nice place to be... on campus.
Roehampton is terrifing.
Roehampton by Roehampton mong. January 2, 2011
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roehampton university

Lovingly known as roey by its students and roe by its staff who are trying to be “down with the kids”.
A univeristy in south west London that provides an eclectic mix of students a safe and natural campus to study on while simultaneously allowing them to experience what it is like to live on/next to a gang run inner city estate. (experience provided by the neighbouring Alton Estate)

Split in to 4 colleges, Digby (the best), Whitelands, Southlands and Froebel (the worst), Roehampton university students take college pride more seriously than their studies, often chants of “I’m *college name* till I die” can be heard coming from a group of drunk students at 4 am, much to the delight of all who live near.

Among the university’s prestigious awards (such as best modern university in London) the institution also once won the award for most sexual partners per student - see hoehampton.

Varsity rival Bucks New Uni are decimated yearly by Roehampton much to everyone’s surprise.
“I go to Roehampton university and I know Digby are the best

“We love Roehampton we do, we love Roehampton we do, we love Roehampton we do, oh Roehampton we love you

“Check put the roey students annihilating Bucks again”

Roehampton 114

Is defined as heaven on earth. The place that every person wants to visit and be a part of. If you manage to catch a person that lives in this house keep onto him as long as possible because the person will be as close to perfect as you will ever find. Not only are they all exceptionally beautiful people, but they have everything what anyone are looking for, and will rock your world in a way you have never before experienced
Roehampton 114 will make utopia look like a joke!
Roehampton 114 by loco123456789 March 22, 2011

Rockhampton 

The worst place in Australia. Populated by cows and fat bogans.
Jack: Where Are You Going For Holidays?
Mark: Rockhampton
Jack: Ew, Australia's Armpit
Rockhampton by SonnysGirllllll February 28, 2009

Rockhampton 

The beef capital of Australia which every few years is inhabited by hundreds of cows. The street lights spell out hell and it is a geographical hole.

A slang for a place that no one likes. A Hell Hole
Guy: Omg this place is SUCH a Rockhampton

Chick: Hey atleast its better than living with a bunch of cows in the heat!
Rockhampton by StuckInRocky4Lyf April 14, 2009

125 Rockhampton 

See "Veggie Patch"
There is hell, and there is a place below hell.

125ACU is that place.
"125 Rockhampton" is a place that has become such a meme, it is used to describe incompetent cadets from any unit.
CUO - "Did that cadet just take a shit in the shower?"
WO2 - "Hes probably 125 fella."
CUO - "Ah."

Rockhampton 

A redneck town full of moronic drivers and ladies with beards. Everyone there also sucks
Faggot: I love Rockhampton!
Gigachad: you mean that place full of greasy ladies with beards and bad drivers? This is why you're gay