Terrorist Dinese: (Simultaneously)“Where are you from?”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: (Simultaneously) “Where did you rape your wife?”
Terrorist Split-Hoof: (Simultaneously) “Where did you molest that little girl?”
Terrorist Mayonaise: (Simultaneously) “Where did you celebrate your last wedding anniversary?”
Survivor: “California!” “Stop, torturing me with radiation torture merged interrogations!”
Terrorist Dinese: “We have it here… that
you’re from Chicago, how often do you lie about where you’re from?”
Survivor: “Stop, torturing me with illegal radiological torture merged interrogations.”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: “How often do you rape your wife, do
you know that ‘No means no, it’s nonconsensual,’ who else have you raped?”
Survivor: “What,” I didn’t rape anyone. You’re the ones that confessed to gang-raping.”
Terrorist Split-Hoof: “Where did you live when you did that and were you ever caught?”
Survivor: “
What do you mean? Caught for what?”
Terrorist Mayonnaise: “How often do you under
appreciate you wife and not take her anywhere?”
Survivor: “…? What?”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: “Yeah why do you hurt her, don’t you appreciate your wife?”