A very unique person, usually female, has many talents, very loving and nurturing, but can be judgemental, very pretty, has tendencies to see things how she wants to rather than how they are in reality. Very kind, not very fair, no matter what she always gets over whatever is trying to stop her and remains loving.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).