When one jams his dick up his girlfriend or wife's ass, slaps her in the head, tells her that her sister is a better fuck than she'll ever hope to be and try to stay on for 8 seconds.
Man...the old lady doesn't have a clue that I'm going to do some rodeo fucking tonight.
it is when a girl gets in a doggy style position then you get her in place with arms wrapped tight aruond her waist then you tell her,her mom fucks better then she does and try to hold on for 8 seconds
A total mess, a chaotic or frustrating situation, often involving a large number of people attempting the same task. A "cluster fuck." Fucking Goat Rodeo can be used as an alternative to "cluster fuck" and similar terms.
"In that meeting today, everyone was talking over each other, nobody was prepared. It was a fucking goat rodeo."
"He has the whole sales team on that one account. I have a feeling this is gonna be a fucking goat rodeo."
"I'm still stuck in traffic, this is a fucking goat rodeo, i gotta get outta here."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'