Rockaway Borough 

Rockaway Borough is a town in North-Western New Jersey, with a population of 5000 or something. 973 is the superior phone code, as all know. Perhaps 862 if you're a plebian. The town's mayor as of mid 2024 is some kind looking old guy. There's a couple schools from elementary to high school, and everybody knows that Hills > Knolls. Morris Hills is far superior to Morris Knolls as Hills at least do not produce drug dealers, and have a slightly competent soccer team. Thomas Jefferson Middle School is the complete opposite of the Rockaway Township dwelling Copeland Middle School. While there is similarities regarding the two schools as both have horrible people, Copeland is just on a different level. The amount of gang violence, bullying, and degeneracy going on within the district of Copeland is horrible. Rockaway Borough's residents are either extremely wealthy people who don't care about anything, normal middle class folk, or middle class teenagers who partake in vile actions. As well as having a somewhat regular society in the Borough, there is also have the much better recreational soccer team than others in the Morris County area. The Police Department and other emergency services actually do their job and are responsible, in large contrast from the incompetent Township Police.

Regular person > You hear about that giant smoking problem in Rockaway?
Crazed maniac > Yeah, the one with the quick check, Rockaway Borough?
Regular person > No, troglodyte. The drug-capitol of the world, Rockaway Township.

Rockaway Borough by ConfusedG May 13, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012