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Rock blocked 

A term used while skating that describes when a rock jams your wheel
Fuck, I scraped my knee after getting rock blocked.
Rock blocked by LightNaCl February 7, 2022

rock blocker 

any person or persons such as a parent, grandparent, religious group, etc. that prevents one from listening to or participating in rock music in any of its forms.
Dude: That song on the radio is pretty good. Who sings it?

Lame: That song is by Alice in Chains. Don't they worship Satan? Why don't you listen to some gospel music?
turns off radio

Dude:What a rock blocker...

Rock Blocker 

Dating someone with an aversion to the institution of marriage or the idea of getting married.
He had once had beautiful dreams of his ceremony until he started dating the Rock Blocker.

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026