Rob Water

When your raging alcoholic relative named Rob pours himself a glass that is 90% Vodka and 10% Water.

Ex:

"Whatcha got there Rob?"
"Some water."
"My God man, this is totally a glass of Vodka!"
"Didn't say it was all water."
"We'll just agree to call this Rob water."

by Derpy Leaf Horse July 27, 2019