A
school where Turks vastly outnumber staff and students by 10 to 1. Where could a place possibly exist you may ask?
Such place exists where they incorporate turkish as a foreign language and where they attempt to sell e coli infested
food. So somewhere in hell.
All jokes aside
This
school is a charter
school residing in jacksonville florida on beach blvd. Right across from the Winn Dixie. The
school does not have enough parking lots so sometimes people have to park across the street. Then they have to cross a busy intersection in order to get to class, potentially getting hit in the process. All of the
school windows are 3/8ths tinted nothing more nothing less. Hard to understand teachers though. The
school was originally a law firm building until the built it into a
school. The best part about this school is their quesos and nothing more. Also teachers shouldn't be allowed to have 20 class pets trapped in little cages in a room. The odor that is emitting from that room is not only hazardous but no living creature should have to endure the pain of having to smell such a thing everyday when wondering around the back end of the hallways. I can almost swear to you that the cages for the pets have not been changed since the day they were brought there.
Scenario 1
Person3: *Yells on the
top of his lungs* "River City Science Academy! can suck my big fat futo."
Person1: "Woaaaaa Did you hear him"
Person2: "Only at River City Science Academy! will you hear such a thing "
Scenario 2
Random Person who just happens to walk by you " Bro i swear if the principle shaved his mustache he'll look like Bashar
al asad"
Person 1: *thinks in head* "WTF DID I JUST HEAR"
Scenario 3
Teacher : *speaks in a broken english dilect* " Ok class today we will be doing derivatives so open your books to page 221"
Student *wispers to himself* " i got this man this
junk is to easy"
Teacher " OK class so what i want you to do now is take out a sheet of
paper and...... mish mish mish mish "
Student" What do you want
us to do again sorry"
Teacher " I
said mish mish mish mish then after that you want to use the mish mish mish mish Ok"
Student " Yea got it thanks for clarifying" *thinks to himself ye imma just copy off
buddy later
Scenario 4:
Student 1: Hey i'm going to write a review for the
school
Student 2: Sure lets do it
*submits the review and attend
school the next
day when they get a suspension*
Student 3: Only at River City Science Academy!