river city 

a nickname for Sacramento, the capital of California which lies on the Sacramento River and is passed by the American river

guy1:hey what are finna do this weekend?

guy2:lets drink and get shitty in the river city!

river city by J916er June 30, 2011

River City Ransom 

*Released in 1989 for the 8-bit NES, by the company Technos (who in part released Double Dragon). River City Ransom was an underrated side-scrolling beat'em-up game where you could play as one or two players, and in essence, go around beating thugs up and taking their money! You can then use their money for RPG-related elements, such as going to stores and restaurants to power up your character's stats, and even learn new techniques.
River City Ransom has been recently re-released for the Gameboy Advance (by Atlus). It is now called River City Ransom EX (EX means 'extra' I think), and is basically River City Ransom with improved features, and tons of customization capability. RCR EX is very deep and I highly recommend it.......but good luck finding a copy; they sell like hotcakes!! I would know; the new copy I bought was the last friggin' one they had!! o_o I'm so lucky. ^-^

*To go around beating people up and taking their money.

"They seriously should consider making a sequel to River City Ransom; the game just fucking rules."
-me

"I like to go downtown pulling a River City Ransom from time to time. ^-^ "

River City Ransom by Dave June 14, 2004

River city tunnel flush 

He/she laying supine head hanging off of bed (think ghetto geyser), and ejaculate erupts from the nose with such force it thoroughly blasts the standing participants anus.

Ay get ova here and get yaself a river city tunnel flush ya scumbag!

River city tunnel flush by Butttrumpetusa June 29, 2019

River City Science Academy! 

A school where Turks vastly outnumber staff and students by 10 to 1. Where could a place possibly exist you may ask?
Such place exists where they incorporate turkish as a foreign language and where they attempt to sell e coli infested food. So somewhere in hell.
All jokes aside
This school is a charter school residing in jacksonville florida on beach blvd. Right across from the Winn Dixie. The school does not have enough parking lots so sometimes people have to park across the street. Then they have to cross a busy intersection in order to get to class, potentially getting hit in the process. All of the school windows are 3/8ths tinted nothing more nothing less. Hard to understand teachers though. The school was originally a law firm building until the built it into a school. The best part about this school is their quesos and nothing more. Also teachers shouldn't be allowed to have 20 class pets trapped in little cages in a room. The odor that is emitting from that room is not only hazardous but no living creature should have to endure the pain of having to smell such a thing everyday when wondering around the back end of the hallways. I can almost swear to you that the cages for the pets have not been changed since the day they were brought there.

Scenario 1
Person3: *Yells on the top of his lungs* "River City Science Academy! can suck my big fat futo."
Person1: "Woaaaaa Did you hear him"
Person2: "Only at River City Science Academy! will you hear such a thing "

Scenario 2
Random Person who just happens to walk by you " Bro i swear if the principle shaved his mustache he'll look like Bashar al asad"

Person 1: *thinks in head* "WTF DID I JUST HEAR"

Scenario 3
Teacher : *speaks in a broken english dilect* " Ok class today we will be doing derivatives so open your books to page 221"
Student *wispers to himself* " i got this man this junk is to easy"
Teacher " OK class so what i want you to do now is take out a sheet of paper and...... mish mish mish mish "
Student" What do you want us to do again sorry"
Teacher " I said mish mish mish mish then after that you want to use the mish mish mish mish Ok"
Student " Yea got it thanks for clarifying" *thinks to himself ye imma just copy off buddy later

Scenario 4:

Student 1: Hey i'm going to write a review for the school
Student 2: Sure lets do it
*submits the review and attend school the next day when they get a suspension*
Student 3: Only at River City Science Academy!

River City Science Academy! by Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamarr December 2, 2017

river city ransom 

An extremely fun beat-em-up for the NES

Wanna play a game of River City Ransom?

river city ransom by Pitts October 14, 2003

River city drum corp 

A program where you got 1 bald guy and 2 fat asses over it and a shark trying to control everyone thing you do

River city drum corp

Mr. Albert: give me the phones

Mr. jr: We do this everyday bra
Ms. Jamila: y’all are not good I’m fat

River city drum corp by Albert Shumake December 27, 2019

River City Rebels 

7-piece ska-punk band from River City, Vermont. Led by Bopper, the River City Rebels (Also RCR) tear up the east coast live and rock the nation on recording.

ME: Who can argue with a name like "Bopper"?!?!
Yar-Yar: Someone named Jungle-Face, The Scientist, Patti Botox, Sacy Jack, or Brandon HeartAttack!

River City Rebels by Band Of Retired Superheroes January 6, 2005