Rise and Shine

The process of waking your girlfriend/significant other by jerking off on to their face, covering them in sticky, shiny, ejaculate.

She likes it when I give her the old RISE AND SHINE. She says its good for her skin!

by Nickdubba May 29, 2011

Rise and Shine

The act of masturbating. Often refers to immediate masturbation upon resuming consciousness. Rise refers to the literal raise of a once flacid penis due to a flow of blood. Shine refers to the actual "stroking" action, not unlike the act of shining a large silver phallic-shaped paperweight.

"Hey Johnny, want to go work on our arithmetic homework?"
"No, I think I'll go smoke tades and rise and shine"

by Morgau February 22, 2007

rise and shine

cause someone to stop sleeping, by the lovely vocals of kylie jenner singing "uhhrriiiiiseeeeee aynnddd shyyiineee"

kylie: ok we're going to wake stormi up and get outta here and show you guys her room!

also kylie: RiSe AnD ShiNe

stormi: umm... chile anyways so-

by lovelyherpes100 October 17, 2019

Rise and shine

Something you say to wake up someone, phrase used in the south, usually in the morning.

Billie's Mom: Billie are you a rug?

Billie: No.

Billie's Mom: Well stop laying around, rise and shine.

by Macie4fern January 09, 2017

Rise and shine

Rise and shine. When u are sleeping in your crib and the camerman walks in and closes the door and then your mom comes in and says: RiSE anD sHinE

Stormi: dad, pls come pick me up. Wait gtg, she is coming. Bye😘
*pushes phone under pillow*
*fake sleeps*
Kylie Jenner: RISE AND SHINE🌞

by Bananaeateryum October 20, 2019

RiSe AnD sHiNe

Some plastic IDIOT decided to sing a little song I dont know her but who cares you can tell a barbie from a normal so she just ruined the saying rise and shine so now everyone is sad and depressed

RISE AND SHINE GET OUT OF BED YOU LAZY IDIOT YOU ACT JUST LIKE FRIGGING CAILLOU

by Ihatemeself October 23, 2019

Rise and shine

Something you say to wake up someone, phrase used in the south, usually in the morning.

Billie's Mom: Billie are you a rug?

Billie: No.

Billie's Mom: Well stop laying around, rise and shine.

by Macie4fern January 09, 2017