The process of waking your girlfriend/significant other by jerking off on to their face, covering them in sticky, shiny, ejaculate.
by Nickdubba May 02, 2011
The act of masturbating. Often refers to immediate masturbation upon resuming consciousness. Rise refers to the literal raise of a once flacid penis due to a flow of blood. Shine refers to the actual "stroking" action, not unlike the act of shining a large silver phallic-shaped paperweight.
"Hey Johnny, want to go work on our arithmetic homework?"
"No, I think I'll go smoke tades and rise and shine"
"No, I think I'll go smoke tades and rise and shine"
by Morgau February 21, 2007
cause someone to stop sleeping, by the lovely vocals of kylie jenner singing "uhhrriiiiiseeeeee aynnddd shyyiineee"
kylie: ok we're going to wake stormi up and get outta here and show you guys her room!
also kylie: RiSe AnD ShiNe
stormi: umm... chile anyways so-
also kylie: RiSe AnD ShiNe
stormi: umm... chile anyways so-
by lovelyherpes100 October 18, 2019
Billie's Mom: Billie are you a rug?
Billie: No.
Billie's Mom: Well stop laying around, rise and shine.
Billie: No.
Billie's Mom: Well stop laying around, rise and shine.
by Macie4fern January 10, 2017
Rise and shine. When u are sleeping in your crib and the camerman walks in and closes the door and then your mom comes in and says: RiSE anD sHinE
Stormi: dad, pls come pick me up. Wait gtg, she is coming. Bye😘
*pushes phone under pillow*
*fake sleeps*
Kylie Jenner: RISE AND SHINE🌞
*pushes phone under pillow*
*fake sleeps*
Kylie Jenner: RISE AND SHINE🌞
by Bananaeateryum October 20, 2019
Some plastic IDIOT decided to sing a little song I dont know her but who cares you can tell a barbie from a normal so she just ruined the saying rise and shine so now everyone is sad and depressed
by Ihatemeself October 24, 2019
Billie's Mom: Billie are you a rug?
Billie: No.
Billie's Mom: Well stop laying around, rise and shine.
Billie: No.
Billie's Mom: Well stop laying around, rise and shine.
by Macie4fern January 10, 2017