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Definitions by Ihatemeself

A shrek is a very attractive guy and he loves depressed bitches named fiona
All hail the might god of SHREK
Shrek by Ihatemeself October 23, 2019

Teletubbie 

So weird ass TV show that come into to your dreams and kills your bestfriends!

Your wondering how I know this?! Because it happed to ME!! My freaking bias on Teletubbies named PO killed my bestfriend and my boyfriend at the time!

The point is that Teletubbies are backstabbing bitches that will stab your ass open and kill you!

So the lesson is here kids is dont be lesbian towards Teletubbies so dont even go there sis! I HAVE EXPEICED IT BEFORE SO YALL CAN GO SUCK A TELETUBBIES DICK! 💚🖤

Ok well love you all and hate you just think about what I suffered through

Bai bitches
Teletubbie by Ihatemeself October 23, 2019

RiSe AnD sHiNe 

Some plastic IDIOT decided to sing a little song I dont know her but who cares you can tell a barbie from a normal so she just ruined the saying rise and shine so now everyone is sad and depressed
RISE AND SHINE GET OUT OF BED YOU LAZY IDIOT YOU ACT JUST LIKE FRIGGING CAILLOU
RiSe AnD sHiNe by Ihatemeself October 23, 2019