A way of describing the feeling of being extremely high, baked, stoned, blasted, or ripped, a combination between the two words 'ripped' and 'shit-sauced', meaning drunk.
Dude I am soo ripsauced right now and its only 715am there is no way I can go to class this ripsauced.
After those 5 blunts in half an hour, I was above and beyond ripsauced.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"