Rip a Piss

When you have held in a piss for too long and it spurts out at a high velocity due to the pressure that has built. It can also simply refer to the need to go pee.

A'ight, guys, I'm gonna go rip a piss! Be right back.

by Liddleadlien September 03, 2017

rip the piss

to rip the piss is to point fun at someone, slag them off, take the mickey or generally have a laugh at the expense of someone else.

Aye Kenny is such a wank, I'm gonna rip the piss right out him.

by pagal_koota April 10, 2006

Ripping the piss

To joke or lie about someting in a humorus manner.

When I called your mother a twat, I was ripping the piss. She is a nice lady.

by mell33 December 13, 2011

Rip the Piss

When someone gets their words mixed up and says "Rip the Piss" instead of "Rip the shit" or "Take the piss".

1:Dont rip the piss out of me all the time!
2: do you mean ripping the shit?
3: or taking the piss?
1: Shut up.

by Hulahoopa September 06, 2015