Various forms of media that showpeople rioting, protesting, or striking that is watched for enjoyment value. Usually involves excessive police force and brutality.
I wanted to go to bed at a reasonable hour but stayed up till 3 AM watching riot porn on youtube.
Riot porn: the addictive and time consuming behavior of those glued to their tv’s late into the early hours of the morning watching riot coverage because they can’t peel themselves away from the video footage.
Brian: where are you going?
Ashley: I’m going to bed. We’ve seen this before. This is riot porn.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!