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Rick Riordan 

The king of cliffhangers and the best writer in existence. If you don’t know who he his get off of your f-ing phone and go to the library you couch potato
Rick Riordan you cheeky troller
Rick Riordan by Greekgeek001 April 11, 2019

Rick Riordan 

A master troll who always has sassy replies(most of the time). He tortures fans with his heart stabbing feels and cliffhangers.
Rick Riordan threw Percabeth in tartarus.
Enough said...
Rick Riordan by Lame gurl November 12, 2013

Rick Riordan 

Evil troll, throw ships into pits, enjoys killing people and making people cry.
Me: I'm gonna kill Rick Riordan
Friend: Why?
Me: Eathan is dead, Luke is dead, Becandorf is dead, Selena is dead, Percabeth is in Tartarus, Bianca is dead, Zoe is dead, Octavian is alive
Friend: Octavian is alive, isn't that a good thing?
Me: *sobs* No! He is evil!!! no one likes him!!!
Rick Riordan by fangirl47 May 15, 2016

Rick Riordan 

An author who has written many children's and young adult books. He is super awesome and is most well-known for his mythological stories such as; The Kane Chronicles, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and The Heroes of Olympus. Rick currently writes books and trolls everyone who re those books.
"Oh my Gods! Did you read the ending of "The Mark of Athena"?"
"Yes! The ending was crazy!"
"Rick Riordan is such a troller."
Rick Riordan by Turtle Friend June 12, 2013

Charles Riordon 

An ice hockey player from Edmonton, Alberta that is 75% fat ass and 25% retard. He plays in the Western States Hockey League and is most well known for sucking the referee’s dick in between periods. Jizz consumption is the biggest part of his diet, and considering his monstrous size and weight, he must consume a whole lot of it.
“Charles Riordon‘s jizz filled ass is almost as big as his ego.”

Dolores O'Riordan 

She is the iconic singer of the alternative '90s band the Cranberries.
She's from Limerick,Ireland and she propably has one of the most amazing voices you've ever heard.Another trademark of hers was the very short pixie haircut she used to have during the 90s and the constant hair colour changing.She's also famous for that weird see-thru wedding dress she wore on her wedding,but she looked lovely anyway.
She's happily married,has four children and has released 2 solo albums so far plus she knows how to kick butt when nessesary.This woman is so f** gifted,has a wonderful voice,great looks and definitely still knows how to write good music.
Why is she yodelling too much?Who does she think she is,Dolores O'Riordan?
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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