The king of cliffhangers and the best writer in existence. If you don’t know who he his get off of your f-ing phone and go to the library you couch potato
Eviltroll, throw ships into pits, enjoys killing people and making people cry.
Me: I'm gonna kill Rick Riordan
Friend: Why?
Me: Eathan is dead, Luke is dead, Becandorf is dead, Selena is dead, Percabeth is in Tartarus, Bianca is dead, Zoe is dead, Octavian is alive
Friend: Octavian is alive, isn't that a good thing?
Me: *sobs* No! He is evil!!! no one likes him!!!
An author who has written many children's and young adult books. He is super awesome and is most well-known for his mythological stories such as; The Kane Chronicles, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and The Heroes of Olympus. Rick currently writes books and trolls everyone who re those books.
"Oh my Gods! Did you read the ending of "The Mark of Athena"?"
"Yes! The ending was crazy!"
"Rick Riordan is such a troller."
An ice hockey player from Edmonton, Alberta that is 75% fat ass and 25% retard. He plays in the Western States Hockey League and is most well known for sucking the referee’s dick in between periods. Jizz consumption is the biggest part of his diet, and considering his monstrous size and weight, he must consume a whole lot of it.
“Charles Riordon‘s jizz filled ass is almost as big as his ego.”
She is the iconic singer of the alternative '90s band the Cranberries.
She's from Limerick,Ireland and she propably has one of the most amazing voices you've ever heard.Another trademark of hers was the very short pixie haircut she used to have during the 90s and the constant hair colour changing.She's also famous for that weird see-thru wedding dress she wore on her wedding,but she looked lovely anyway.
She's happily married,has four children and has released 2 solo albums so far plus she knows how to kick butt when nessesary.This woman is so f** gifted,has a wonderful voice,great looks and definitely still knows how to write good music.