Rinky Dink

Where you wrap your dick around your leg and touch it to your ass cheeck and jerk off into someones eye.

Steve: Yo Alex...how did your date go last night?

Alex: Well Steve it was pretty awesome, we played majhong and then went upstairs to kanoodle...I got out the ky jelly and fisted her like old yeller! Then we facefucked the cat and then blew my grandma!

Steve: Thats awesome, did you do the old rinky dink?

Alex: Why yes Steve...Yes I did

(High Five)

by Jizz Wacker July 23, 2009

rinky-dink

Worthless, badly made, cheap, non-functioning crap, broke down, shitty, the opposite of bling

That rinky-dink car my ex left me ain't worth crap.

by mruptownman October 10, 2010

rinky dink

Small, of little worth, something that has had little time, money and energy invested into it.

That new recording studio is a real rinky dink operation.

by the other theo June 28, 2004

Rinky-Dink

A small, undesirable object

Look! A Rinky-Dink house !

by James Doe December 5, 2004

rinky dink

handsome, cute, cool. from the Romany Gypsy word for good-looking, rinkano. now also has a dismissive perjorative usage arising from its apparent diminutive sense which arises from the internal rhyme

here's the pink panther
the rinky dink panther

by klidenengro February 13, 2004

rinky dink

n. An aimless, poorly attired miscreant.

"Downtown's nuthin but hella rinky dink crackheads."

by Pecan Pie April 30, 2004

rinky dink

Cute way of saying that something is about to fall apart.
Similar to dinky rink but usually said the other way around.

The party favors at Mary's quincietta were really cute, but also rinky dinky.

by E to the o to the s July 13, 2006