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Ridgely Middle School 

The dumbest fucking middle school ever. Ridgely is so fucking depressing and the principles suck ass. The sad thing is that Ridgely is nice compared to other middle schools in the area, which is fucking crazy. Kids at this school are wanna be stoners and rich bitchy whores who in fact aren’t actually whores because everything they claim to have done didn’t actually happen. There are also a couple of teachers that might actually be addicted to coke.
Bitch: *breaths*
James: You go to Ridgely Middle School don’t you😑
Bitch: Yah! How’d you know?
James: Just a guess🙄
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The whitestmiddle school you'll ever see. You can even tell by the name. If you're not white, or play lacrosse and do cringe white dancing in class then your not popular. The teachers aren't that bad, but there's a few that really annoy people. And the ugly ass gray lockers are like 1 inch wide and you can't fit anything in them. And of course we have Dora the Explorer as our vice principle!
Anita: What middle school did you go to?
John Smith: I went to the whitest school ever.
Anita: Ridgley Middle School?
John Smith: Yeah, how did you know?
Anita: Cause you said it's the whitest school, and plus your name is pretty white so...

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016