A funny looking animal that (in paisley) has one wing and likes to shit in front of people and make them run like fuck
"Man, did you see that rhea americana shit?"
by Kevin-Toy-Soldier June 28, 2008
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Diarrhea that when excreted drips down to your gooch in liquid form with such undigested acidity that it litterally burns the hairs right off your gooch leaving you walking funny for the rest of the day with a very uncomfortable burn... Similar to the feeling of hot sauce on your lips... Except on your gooch...
"Hey man, why are you walking like Yosemite Sam?"
"Man, I just dropped some gooch burning rhea and my gooch is on fire!"
"Sucks to be you."
by iluvcumming July 17, 2006
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April 21st is National Rhea Day. Everyone who knows Rhea should post her because it’s National Rhea Day.
“what day is it today”
“National Rhea Day obviously”

“Oh what do we do today”
“Since it’s April 21st we have to post Rhea and celebrate her”
by ilovepooping5000 August 6, 2022
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The fecal backup that occurs after watching every Die-Hard movie, one after the other, without any breaks.
Dude have you seen Chuck lately.

No I heard that he got Die-Hard-rhea last weekend.

Damn that sucks.
by ethn.hsmn July 23, 2011
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Sexiest woman in the world
Very suicidal

Blonde

Very fucking retarded
by ShaggyTheShoeStealer November 8, 2022
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I can’t go to Bryan’s party tonight, I’ve got the Rhea bad!
by Loochay February 18, 2022
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A mental case with an aruvaal
This rhea is running behind me
by Biryani boy 420 July 16, 2022
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