While at first you think that Reyes T. is just some nerdy kid with broken humor and a gut, he is actually an omnipresent, all-powerful god, who's history is filled with the blood-gurgled screams, splintering bone, and shredded flesh of his enemies. He will smite you from existence across every conceivable timeline and universe, simply by invoking his name. The worst part is, when he is summoned from the Hell that is McDonalds, he won't stop at vaporizing you. He will obliterate every soul within your galaxy in the blink of an eye. Do NOT provoke the Hate-God, for his malice might consume you. You are at risk for simply reading this cursed entry. I wish the best of luck to you.
Reyes T. is worse than Cthulu.
Person 1; Hey did you hear about that old legend?
Person 2; No, what's it about?
Person 1; It's about an abyssal demon, born from the hellfire of Hades. His name is Reyes Torr- AAAAUUUGAUAHGHAGHAGHAGGUGHAGaa
by KettleStic March 11, 2022
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