Reverse Jesus 

Reverse Jesus was born on Good Friday and died on Christmas day, when he was hunted down by three wise men for outstanding debts of frankincense and myrrh. Reverse Jesus turns wine into water, and kills YOU for his sins.

Reverse Jesus makes you forget how to fish entirely.

Reverse Jesus by -________________- April 4, 2008

Reverse Jesus 

When you drink so much wine that it starts to taste like water.

Girl 1: "How was the wine pre-game last night?"
Girl 2: "I don't remember what I was drinking, I pulled a Reverse Jesus."
Girl 1: "Wym?"
Girl 2: " Bruh it hit a certain point that the Moscato tasted like a Brita Purifier."

Reverse Jesus by yoitsjulia September 12, 2020

Reverse Jesus 

When you have diarrhea, turning food into water.

Hey Steve, I don't think I can make it into work today, I came down with a mean case of the Reverse Jesus.

Reverse Jesus by FATaL the DEATHY January 6, 2019

The Ole Reverse Jesus Technique

Oh, wait... Am I the Gojo!?

Hym "Oh wait.... Aw, I kind of wanted to be the evil one... Oh well! Still the greatest! Better than everyone! The Ole Reverse Jesus Technique!"

The Ole Reverse Jesus Technique by Hym Iam November 23, 2023

reversed jesus

a drink that mixes water with wine,

hence turning water into wine.

"Jesus turns wine into water, and kills you for his sins."-Reverse Jesus

A: Why do you add water into wine
B: Because it tastes terrible, maan.
A: Oh a reversed Jesus, then.
B: Yeah, whatever.

C: Gimme a reversed Jesus.
D: A what? Ah that terrible wine with water then.
C: Yeah.

reversed jesus by sucking wine May 16, 2011