When someone tries to insult you, gets caught, then tries to play it off as if they were trying to laugh with you instead of at you.
Julie: "Hey, my pants just ripped, help me cover it please..."
Matt: "Hey, everyone, Julie's pants just ripped, you can see her bare ass!!"
Julie: "Why you gotta be a douchewad and broadcast it to everyone!?"
Matt: "Calm down, I was just joking.."
Julie: "Nice, you want to play Retractable Asshole card. Cool Talent, bro."
Matt: "Hey, everyone, Julie's pants just ripped, you can see her bare ass!!"
Julie: "Why you gotta be a douchewad and broadcast it to everyone!?"
Matt: "Calm down, I was just joking.."
Julie: "Nice, you want to play Retractable Asshole card. Cool Talent, bro."
by Graphitestreak October 5, 2021
Get the Retractable Assholemug.