Respect my authority

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one of eric cartman's many catchphrases, also the slogan of george bushes 2000 election campaign. Is pronounced 'respect my authoritah'. Also can be used in the imperative to tell someone to do what their told.

"Suck my dick"

"No, it's too big"

"Respect my authority!"

Respect my authority by some dude/ guy October 16, 2008

Words you can keep

respect my authority

bitch, shut the fuck up and do what i say

once i kick this guy in the nuts he'll respect my authority

respect my authority by Eric Theodore Cartman September 20, 2003

Respect my authority

one of Eric Cartman´s many catch phrases in the show of South Park. the phrase is used to enforce a sentence that is used to tell someone to do so something

–He does never listen.

–Once I kick him in the nuts he will respect my authority, just go to him.

–no way dude.

–Respect my authority!

Respect my authority by Stanley March March 7, 2017

Respect my authority

Its when a fatass wants people to respect his/her authority.

Im a cop, and you should respect my authority.

Respect my authority by SouthParkIsAwesome99 March 18, 2017

respect my authoritah!

Something you say to assholes who just won't respect your authoritah.

One of Cartman's favorite expressions.

YOU: I'm not doing what you say.
ME: Respect my authoritah!

respect my authoritah! by the-jerk July 22, 2007

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026