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Respect The Pouch 

What the omnipresent Capri Sun would say when he is going to kill you.
Respect The Pouch by ColombianJerk September 3, 2019

respect the pouch 

when a women secretes air from her vagina into an empty capri sun pouch and is then inhaled through the nose
i think my bitch hasnt showered in a while, i pulled a respect the pouch and did not enjoy it

Respect the pouch, bruh 

Separate from respect the pouch

What you say when someone is disrespecting your actions, lingo, or calling you out for being stupid
Fred: Dude, you just killed that guy!

Derf: Shut up and respect the pouch, bruh

The "Respect the Pouch" Treatment

When a family member or loved one hugs you, which causes you to fart.
"The sudden inflation of my anus caused me to give Aunt Joe the "Respect the Pouch" treatment.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026