Reiss

Reiss can be a straight talking bloke that agrees with one person to another but hes not my type of man or friend.

Girl: (blah blah blah looks at lad) hi how you doin have we just met
Boy: wah?
Reiss: That didnt exactly work out well did it
Girl: shut up yah wimp lol
Reiss: wth
Boy: oy you hiyaaaaaaa (stares at me)
Girl: Reiss twat him for me

by ronnie1997 August 3, 2011

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Historia Reiss

A character in the manga/anime series Attack on Titan (also known as Shingeki no Kyojin). Originally known as Krista Lenz. She's the cute queen that's nice to everyone except communists, because they aren't people. She does not tolerate any kind of communism.

Communist: "Hey comrade Historia, want to go on a date with me?"

Historia Reiss: "How about I throw you out of a helicopter instead? You communist bastard."

by cumspewp October 6, 2017

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The Reiss Massacre

The major downfall of a class or classes grade. Usually used as a noun to define a point in time when the event happened.

Luke: My whole chemistry class's grade dropped from those tests.
Pete: Sounds like you're talking about The Reiss Massacre.

by SirAwads January 28, 2022

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Historia Reiss

A character in the anime/manga Shingeki no Kyojin. She is the lesbian queen who has no tolerance for anybody's bullshit.

Male: "Hey Historia Reiss, how about a date?"
Historia: "Fuck off."

by ixaa September 19, 2016

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Reiss Mullen

A Reptilian human with greasy leather like skin that doesn’t really walk, he slithers along the ground leaving a trail of McDonalds grease, sweat and Monster Energy’s behind. More Rodent than Human.

“Come on pal, don’t act like a Reiss Mullen you dirty rat”

by LorisKariusTheGermanFraud January 23, 2019

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