Historia Reiss

A character in the manga/anime series Attack on Titan (also known as Shingeki no Kyojin). Originally known as Krista Lenz. She's the cute queen that's nice to everyone except communists, because they aren't people. She does not tolerate any kind of communism.

Communist: "Hey comrade Historia, want to go on a date with me?"

Historia Reiss: "How about I throw you out of a helicopter instead? You communist bastard."

Historia Reiss by cumspewp October 6, 2017

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Historia Reiss

A character in the anime/manga Shingeki no Kyojin. She is the lesbian queen who has no tolerance for anybody's bullshit.

Male: "Hey Historia Reiss, how about a date?"
Historia: "Fuck off."

Historia Reiss by ixaa September 18, 2016

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Historia Reiss

Synonym for lesbian

Guy 1: Yooooo who's that???

Guy 2: Don't get worked up, she's a Historia Reiss

Historia Reiss by DisasterTwink May 19, 2019

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Historia reiss

A bisexual beautifull girl in the attack on titan series thats shown by far the most character progress also kinder then you

Male/NotAFemale: "So... hey Historia... how about a date?"

Historia Reiss: "im sorry but i dont know you paseante."

Historia reiss by naruto reiss uzumaki September 14, 2016

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Historia Reiss

The queen of the empire. The beauty of the Scout Regiment. The Goddess among the cadets. Reiner's waifu. Historia Reiss is a term for a girl who is very kind, beautiful and a ripped guy's waifu. She has traits of a Goddess, helps people, is very generous, is very rich and possesses something very valuable. People of her kind are very rare and Historia Reiss's have a very tragic past. Some may consider her to be a mary-sue but she has her weaknesses

Pronunciation- hɪst(o)rIa Rhress or hɪst(o)ria Reiss or hɪst(ə)rIA Rice

Anne Leonhardt- Gosh, Krista is such an Historia Reiss. Your the only ripped guy in school don't tell me she's your waifu.
Reiner- Gosh, Krista is a Goddess, A queen, An angel who has fallen from the heavens. She is my future wife.

Historia Reiss by Donald Duck Blows Trumpet August 14, 2018

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Historia Reiss

A character in the anime/manga Shingeki no Kyojin. She is the lesbian queen who has no tolerance for anybody's bullshit.

Male: "Hey Historia Reiss, how about a date?"
Historia: "Fuck off."

Historia Reiss by ixaa September 18, 2016

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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