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Red crown 

The Red crown is something that people might say when talking about someone, someone who is in control, a manipulator, or a ruler. For example:
"Their such a manipulator.. like their wearing the Red crown! Right?"

"Yeah!"
Red crown by Viilambburr December 20, 2022

red clown 

When you go down on your lady during her period. While you're down there you bite the string to her tampon and pull it out using your teeth. Then you swing your head left to right so it swings and gives you a giant bloody red happy face. Like a clowns
I don't care if it's that time of the month. I'm going for the red clown tonight!
red clown by Sugarnay August 10, 2016

angry red clown 

When your fucking a girl that looks like a clown and your go to eat her out and you come up with make up all over your face and frustrated your face turns red and looking in a mirror you look like a angry red clown
Last night was terrible I went down on this girl and she turned me into a angry red clown
angry red clown by Pussykillerclown September 20, 2016
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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