Red Bear

A bear often found in the Amazon, which originated in Czechoslovakia. This once Albino bear lived peacefully until it was almost wiped out during WW1 after the Americans learned of the Germans utilization of them. Of this Bear "Genocide" only two survived, and they became very depressed and often cut themselves. Once the war was over they decided to move to the amazon, so they headed south to South-West Africa to depart. Once in the water these two Bears began to have children (They have children in the same manner that gremlins spawn off the backs of others when wet). During this long swim across the ocean the Bears noticed their children's skin and fur was red (Which is wear there name comes from). Once they arrived in South America and reached the Amazon there was just 231 of these rare bears alive. These bears also brought over a now endangered tree known as the Czech Great Oak, which provided a water free cover over there land (This is what many scientists believe to keep them from taking over the world).

Then in early 2009 Zack, Jason and myself discovered these bears on a trip to the amazon, and now we have one in the Brookfield Zoo.

Geo: Holy S***! Is that a red bear?
Jason: I think it is.... Hey Red Bear want some candy??
Zack: No F****** way..... I'm taking one....

by Fluffy_Koala June 9, 2009

Red Bear

A red-headed member of the bear community.

I'm red-headed, gay, and I'm growin hair all over, so when I grow up, I'm gonna be a red bear.

by Unnamed11 July 6, 2008

red panda bear fight

Adding a Flaming Dr. Pepper to a Panda Bear Fight. Irish Car Bomb + Jagerbomb + Sake Bomb + Flaming Dr. Pepper.

Let's do a Red Panda Bear Fight. Tonight needs to get weird.

by joeairbear May 31, 2012

Red Beard's Delight

What you get when you eat a girl out when she's on her period and period blood gets into your beard...or on your face...Inspired by the pirate Red Beard...

Ahh man, my girl's been pretty bitchy lately...most dudes would complain, but I can dig it because it means that soon I can get Red Beard's Delight...Ahhh yeah

by tiffyQ January 16, 2011

red beard

When a lover performs oral sex on his or her partner who is currently menstruating.

Willma finally talked Fred into earning his red beard during her time of the month.

by tru@ January 13, 2005

Red Beard

The act of eating a chick out while she is menstruating and coming up with blood all over your mouth, chin and face.

Dude, last night I took that chick home I met at the bar and fucked her. The next morning when I looked in the mirror, I had a total Red Beard

by landshark 719 February 23, 2009

The Red Beard

“The Red Beard”- You are on the rag and you seduce your boyfriend into your dark bedroom and convince him to give you face, leaving him with a memorable bloody face.

Girl: "Babe, I am really horny...Lets go to bed and Ill give you the best blow job of your life."
Boy: "Okay babe, but only if you give me the red beard again like last month."

by XstoryX May 8, 2011