Red Sox Cum Burper
A New York Yankee hating Red Sox fan who eats so much cock the he/she regularly burps male ejaculate.
Text Usage:
Joe D: "Have you heard of this Paul K. Guy."
The Mick: "Yeah. He's some chowderhead Red Sox Cum Burper who has to get on the Internet to spout off about the Yankees in an attempt to raise his self-esteem a mere 5 days after the Yankees swept his sorry ass Red Sox."
Joe D: "Oh yeah. That guy. He should be worried about his own team being 3 1/2 games out of the wild card spot at the midway point."
The Mick: "Fo' Sheezy, Joe"
The Babe: "I used to live in Boston. What a shit hole. Reminds me of where God would go if he had to take a shit. I'm glad they sold me."
Joe D: "Have you heard of this Paul K. Guy."
The Mick: "Yeah. He's some chowderhead Red Sox Cum Burper who has to get on the Internet to spout off about the Yankees in an attempt to raise his self-esteem a mere 5 days after the Yankees swept his sorry ass Red Sox."
Joe D: "Oh yeah. That guy. He should be worried about his own team being 3 1/2 games out of the wild card spot at the midway point."
The Mick: "Fo' Sheezy, Joe"
The Babe: "I used to live in Boston. What a shit hole. Reminds me of where God would go if he had to take a shit. I'm glad they sold me."
Red Sox Cum Burper by Derek J. July 9, 2004
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